Too old for Trick or Treating?

10 Signs You’re Too Old For Trick or Treating

  • You get out of breath from knocking on the door.
  • You need to ask someone to chew your candy for you.
  • You ask for high fiber candy.
  • When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, it makes you lose your balance and you fall over.
  • People say—“Great Keith Richards Mask!” except you’re not wearing a mask.
  • When the door opens, you say “Trick or…and then you can’t remember the rest.
  • By the end of the night you have a trick or treat bag full of restraining orders.
  • You have to carefully choose your costume so as not to dislodge your hairpiece.
  • You’re the only Power Ranger that requires a walker.
  • You have to work hard to avoid going to houses where your exes live.