Jay Kennedy was born in Inebriation, State of Denial. After a fairly uneventful childhood, he decided to explore the world, but since he was lazy, he decided to just leave the house for a bit. Driving down the road, he saw a billboard that said “Drink Canada Dry” and for the next few years, he tried his best to do so. Eventually, he returned and settled down to a life of debauchery and sin, but based on his level of unpopularity, he ended up working out of a studio playing music for the masses. Fun fact: he was the first to coin the phrase “now you see it, now you don’t”, while watching a nudist rolling down a hill.